Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in PensiveGargoyle's LiveJournal:

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Monday, November 2nd, 2009
7:17 pm	Why does my cookie look like it's made out of Spam? Current Mood: amused (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
8:26 pm	Good question Real life could use a few social networking features. Current Mood: amused (1 Comment |Comment on this)
6:59 pm	Bears don't woof, they flutter For 43 years, Professor Lynn Rogers has studied wild bears, walking and playing with them, gaining amazing insights into their behaviour. His studies reveal the bears as peaceful, playful creatures, which even hum when they are content. http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8320000/8320414.stm Current Mood: curious (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, October 17th, 2009
2:59 pm	Portraiture zombie style By the Spanish artist Fernando Vincete. BRAIIIINS!!! (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 8th, 2009
7:17 pm	I can't handle noodle restaurants anymore, but if I could... Current Mood: amused (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 2nd, 2009
9:15 pm	Maybe if Babybear looked like this - No, not even. It's funny, anyway. Current Mood: amused (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 28th, 2009
5:42 pm	The Obamas meet the Addams The Zapateros, actually, but oh my goth, check them out! Current Mood: amused (4 Comments |Comment on this)
6:44 am	If only! Current Mood: amused (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 26th, 2009
8:07 am	A use of Autotune that DOESN'T make me want to remove my ears with apple corers! I'm not ashamed to say it made me tear up a bit. Current Mood: impressed (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 21st, 2009
6:28 am	Advertising with a bit much truth, perhaps? Current Mood: amused (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 19th, 2009
2:44 am	It's about vodka! Current Mood: silly (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, September 18th, 2009
10:24 pm	You mean that's not the name of it anyway? Not something I ever want to see, but it made me LOL. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009
6:50 pm	Please stand by! Current Mood: amused (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
4:50 pm	Why do the police get all the fun toys? Quail's Shocknife is a 7,500-volt tool that simulates the feel of a real knife. "It doesn't feel like you're being shocked. It feels like you're being sliced," he said. "On the lowest setting it feels like a paper cut. On its highest setting it feels like you're being cut with a butcher knife." http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Good_News/2009/09/08/10785371-sun.html Also - http://www.shocknife.com/ Current Mood: curious (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
6:00 pm	Back to work! It's been an awful day - malfunctioning computers, but fortunately no tentacled managers. Perhaps they're higher up. It explains the stupidity of some corporate policies if they emanate from the gibbering of Azathoth. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
12:43 pm	Au contraire! WIN So, summer's over just as it really begun. *sigh* Maybe it'll be better next year. Ha! There's another...and it's SHINY! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, August 31st, 2009
5:34 pm	Perhaps that's who Cassandra really is Current Mood: amused (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, August 28th, 2009
4:36 pm	Barbecue season's almost over and they have to come out with this NOW? Gotta have one next summer! Current Mood: annoyed (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009
5:49 pm	The humiliation of being flogged with the Kitty! Damn it! They had to create a Hello Kitty product I actually want! http://www.kittyhell.com/2009/08/17/hello-kitty-sm-flogger/ Current Mood: amused (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 21st, 2009
8:42 pm	Perhaps after the Good Good Sex in Shanghai, you'll need the Health Care Thing. (2 Comments |Comment on this)